"Zoom" gets 0%

HAHAHA "Zoom", the new movie starring Tim Allen, is a complete and utter dismal failure, scoring 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. HAHAHAHHA. Your film is like dog shit that has been eaten by another dog, who is then run over by a dump truck, who is then scrapped off the road by a street sweeper, picked up and eaten by a kid, shat back out, flushed down the toilet and recycled into city drinking water. PUTRID SHIT THAT'S NOW SUITABLE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.