I'll show you how to touch a man, bitch

Women on national television are always whinging about how their husbands don't understand how a woman's body works, "mmhmm". I got news for you bitch, most women don't know jack about how a man's body works. Your job is just made simple because of our superior sexual design; it allows us to reach fulfillment easily. You see, we have this failsafe 'up down up down' thing going, built-in especially so that even a complete retard like yourself couldn't fuck it up.