Friday, August 11, 2006

Fuck me it's cold

I just stepped outside to briefly hurl rocks at the neighbors cat, and holy shit, my cock shrunk up 4 inches. Luckily that still leaves me with an additional 6 with which to pleasure the bitches that are coming over shortly. Oh and if you're wondering, I have a 10-inch ruler tattooed down the inside of my leg.

And yes that's right ladies, I do walk around naked.


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