Saturday, January 02, 2010
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Don't forget my lunch
A new study is reporting that women become more forgetful during pregnancy, a condition called 'baby brain'. This study is wrong. A woman's memory isn't impaired because she is pregnant, but because she is a woman.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
A German exchange
The other day I hit up a sexy German exchange student. She spoke for a while while I pretended to listen. I must have nodded at the appropriate places as she said she felt some sort of "connection" between us. There's only one connection I'm interested in feeling, I'll be taking the deep and leaving the meaningful at home.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Do It
Jasper says you have to start watching Californication on Channel 10, Mondays. You'd better do what he says.
Saturday, September 01, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
The little things
I like subscribing to mailing lists using rude or obnoxious titles. That way when I start receiving their shitty image-laden mail with the chirpy opening "Hello Dickface!" I get to write a long winded diatribe complaining of their abuse of customers, blaming the renaming on some disgruntled employee.



