Saturday, August 20, 2011
Q) What's coated in candy and wrapped in cellophane? A) Drunk!
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
I'm like a chocolate cake full of semen; chocolate on the outside, semen in the middle.
Tunes of the heart
I think I'll load some inspirational music onto my ipenis and work out
Monday, November 15, 2010
Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. Then I realise, absolutely nothing, and I get back to work.