Saturday, August 20, 2011

Party games from the dead

Q) What's coated in candy and wrapped in cellophane? A) Drunk!

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Wednesday, January 05, 2011

You know what's better than sex in your office? Sex in somebody else's office.

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Tuesday, December 07, 2010


Assange is a threat to fascism everywhere, he must be executed.

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I'm like a chocolate cake full of semen; chocolate on the outside, semen in the middle.

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Tunes of the heart

I think I'll load some inspirational music onto my ipenis and work out

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Monday, November 15, 2010


Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. Then I realise, absolutely nothing, and I get back to work.

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Friday, October 22, 2010

What the fuck are you looking at cunt?

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Saturday, July 10, 2010

delectatio morosa

I don't remember who your mother is, but I'm your dad. Each and every one of you.

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