The art of pleasuring thyself

While infrequent, there are weekends when I come home without a fresh catch. It's true, I cry myself to sleep, but not before I go to town down there in Southern Lebanon where the action is. In those cases I like to consult the book of Advanced Masturbation techniques. I've been at it for over 50 years now, and I still picked up a few interesting moves, my favorite being this one.