Sunday, September 03, 2006

The Feminine Bonsai

This morning I sat and looked upon a bonsai tree. During that brief period of reflective analogical thought, I wondered if the nonliteral chains and restrictions I place upon a woman also have a similar restraining effect. Are women capable of more than simply housework? But then I realised that bonsai trees don't have great tits. Nature, like woman, is simply man's plaything. And like the bonsai, women are purely decorative and serve no functional purpose besides a little bit of (CO2) cleaning.

1 Comments:

Blogger kryz said...

I think we need some pictures of tits to illustrate your point.

9/03/2006 6:40 pm  

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