Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Female Finances

The other day I was watching Deal or No Deal on television. When I tuned in they had this early 30's woman up on on stage. The woman was repeatedly embarrased by her inability to handle simple maths, with the host correcting her there on national television. By the end I was laughing hysterically at the screen, I didn't realise Deal or No Deal was also a comedy.

This was yet another example of why women cannot be trusted to handle finances. A new law must be introduced to correct this oversight. In all households in which there is a male present, the earnings of a woman must be deposited directly into his account. The withdrawal of these funds by the woman can only occur with the explicit written consent of the man. If there exists no male in the household, then a neighbourhood male financier must be used. This overseer handles the finances for all non-male households, where female neighbourhood earnings are deposited directly into his account, with written consent again required for withdrawals.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You speak of 'female earning'. Surely you're not implying that women be allowed to sully our workplaces?

8/23/2006 3:11 am  
Blogger Jasper said...

Only the menial jobs; I don't want shifty immigrants imported to carry out these tasks. While technically I support the emancipation of women, men can retrieve lost earnings through high taxes and fees on female earnings.

8/23/2006 4:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I maintain that a bitch's place is in the kitchen. Maybe in the bedroom if she's a lucky little wench.

8/24/2006 8:07 pm  

Post a Comment

<< Home