Monday, August 21, 2006

Word play

Ever notice how "Leb-a-non" sounds like "Les-b-ian"? Shit, no wonder they're fighting over that country.


Blogger kryz said...

A mate used to work with a bird who fucked greeks and lebs all the time.

We called her "wog-sponge".

8/21/2006 9:51 pm  
Blogger Jasper said...

I wouldn't let that sponge touch my dishes. I like mine white, clean and symmetrical, straight from the pack and untouched by both soap and dish. I give them a hard scrub for a few weeks, leave them wet and rolled up in a corner, and then throw them in the bin when they start to fall apart.

8/21/2006 11:43 pm  
Anonymous daz said...

That joke was shithouse. Please make your jokes up to your usual standard.

8/22/2006 4:16 am  
Blogger Jasper said...

You're right Daz, I'll just go and crawl into the oven and let the smell of my roasting flesh mix with rancid defecation. Hopefully these wafting aromas will inspire me for a higher grade of humour.

In other news, link me on your site you cunt.

8/23/2006 6:53 am  
Anonymous daz said...

Hey, why not?!

8/24/2006 6:59 pm  

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