Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Cermaic Joys

"Naturale toilet tissue is manufactured from clean office waste paper, giving uncompromising softness and strength". Sometimes I sit and wonder how many shattered hopes and dreams are contained within the recycled memos I wipe across my arse. I'd like to think a lot.

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My kind of man

I find the sexual stamina of today's generation to be extremely lacking. Today's feminised man is only interested in monogamous trysts; ménage à trois and swinger parties have become a thing of the past. It is a sad day when men must get their instruction on sexual prowess from the animal kingdom, a beast of God.

"A guinea pig called Sooty enjoyed a night of passion with 24 females after fooling his way into their cage in south Wales." Sooty sired 42 offspring in just 2 nights. When the keepers found him "he was absolutely shattered - we put him back in his cage and he slept for two days". Most men can't even handle one woman these days. Aristocratic procreation would be so much easier if nations would adopt my idea of easy-access rape camps. If only, Russia.

On a side note, I find the human condition of affection towards all things cute and fluffy to be vacuous and a sign of weakness. All such fluffy pets should be exterminated, preferably by gassing. This technique has worked well for past vermin - nigglets, Charlie, and kikes.

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Friday, July 20, 2007

Every man and his dog

There are too many blogs on the Internet, the government should delete half of them.

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