Numerology Bullshit

In amongst the usual shit of past-midnight commercials this evening was a rather interesting new contender. This latest scheme to suck your wallet dry supposedly determines your "match rating" with someone by determining the numerology fit of your fucking names. At first I thought, if I was dating some random bitch and she decided to end things because our match rating wasn't high enough, I'd sue the fucking company. But then I realised, if the bitch is stupid enough to waste her money on that shit, she deserves to have her cheek broken; the perfect excuse.