Young men left mentally scarred

"This was a nightmare I lived through." No, this is not the statement of a mother who watched her small child die of cancer. It's by Tara Reid, famous for one of the world's worst - titty - jobs.

"Guys I was dating would be like, 'What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing, I mean, you definitely had to turn off the lights." What's wrong with them? I think the bigger question is, what the fuck is so wrong with these guys that they would be in bed with a dried up piece of peroxided leather like Tara? Jesus. Paper bag? No, she's the reason full-body garbage bags were invented; just locate the hole and off you go. Bag and tag.