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Today I happened to watch a commercial for the latest childhood shit fest from Sony films, when I noticed that it had been classified as containing "mild themes". What the fuck is “mild themes”? If Sony's latest Playstation 3 press release efforts are anything to go by, a more appropriate label may be "warning, contains traces of a barely fucking passable storyline."

Like the PS3, I'm sure the movie will be patchwork construction of phonemes selected by a stochastic dictionary algorithm, spattered amongst 100 billion dollars worth of special effects that will leave kids scratching their heads while looking at the empty space in their wallets going "I paid how fucking much to see that?"